Thousands of ignorant and narrow minded armchair detective keyboard warriors are in uproar following the electrocution of a child by Bullshire Police Officers recently.
Bullshire Online has learned that Bullshire Police BULLIES fired a 50,000,000,000,000 watt TASER GUN at a 6’4″ 18 stone CHILD who was off his tits on M-KAT.
Staff from the orphanage where the CHILD occasionally lives when he’s not missing contacted Bullshire Online to complain, stating that when he’s asleep the CHILD is a “Gentle Giant” and, obviously, is also an “…Aspiring footballer…”.
Mark Lowe, who doesn’t want to be named, said on The Facebooks,
Does my Carpal tunnel stop me being a full on keyboard warrior?”
Recently, the orphanage staff reported the CHILD as missing, even though they knew exactly where he was but they couldn’t be bothered to go and fetch him themselves.
When the bullies from Bullshire Police found him he kicked off and knocked the teeth out of a 4’11” Police WOMAN who, when she regained consciousness, SHOT HIM WITH AN ELECTROCUTING GUN.
Staff from the orphanage want to press charges against the Bullshire Police Officer.
More on this article when we’ve made more up.
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