An elderly female has today been talked about on one of those awful ‘Spotted’ pages by members of the underclass who can’t spell because, according to them, they’re all dyslexic (even though they can all miraculously spell ‘dyslexic’).
The woman – who cannot be named for the simple reason being that we have absolutely no idea who she is, where she lives or whether indeed the information we read on the ‘Spotted’ page was actually true – had so many children she didn’t know what to do.
Instead of contacting Social Services though, she decided to live in a shoe. As you do.
