Two Bricks and Knitting Needles

“PEOPLE WHO ASSAULT EMERGENCY WORKERS SHOULD FACE EXTREME PUNISHMENT”

In a bid to deter people from assaulting Emergency Workers, Bullshire Police are pushing for harsher punishment for Offenders.

As you may have seen in the real news, people who assault Emergency Workers often receive pathetic punishments; which really really pisses pretty much everybody off.

One of our intrepid so-called “Journalists” has approached Bullshire Police for their thoughts.

“STERALISE THE FUCKERS”

…Anyone who assaults an Emergency Worker should face extreme punishment. If it was down to me, I’d crush the coward’s bollocks with two bricks, so they couldn’t breed and introduce any more feral vermin in the cesspit of their underclass favela. If it was a so-called female offender, I’d deploy the knitting needles to show the feral piece of shit who’s boss; and prevent her from squeezing out any more spawn…

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'BullBolt' Pin Badge

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The #BullBolt is intended to be worn following a 'Discharge' if you catch your drift.

We've felt it necessary, proportionate and in the interest of inappropriate potential humour to commission some more #BzzzX2 'Skills' pin badges which are displayed by Bullshire Police Officers to demonstrate their 'Skills' in McGoldenArches style.

In 'Original Yellow' and now in 'Girly Pink'.

We've also commissioned some new #BullBolt pin badges; which are intended to be displayed for each 'Successful Bzzz Deployment' for Bullshire Police Officers. Sort of 'Fighter Pilot Style' if you catch our drift?

At a glance, you'll be able to tell how 'Trigger Happy' a Bullshire Police Officer is with their #Bzzz by the number of #BullBolts on display.

Obviously these are very naughty and we couldn't possibly condone real proper Police Officers displaying their skills or how 'Trigger Happy' they are could we?

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