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POLICE TO RENAME POLICE DOGS FOLLOWING COMPLAINTS

Following a number of complaints, Bullshire Police will be renaming all their Police Dogs in a bid to appease the snowflakes.

Traditionally, Bullshire Police Dogs have been given names such as “Hardknock”, “Rambo”, “Underclass Annihilator” and “Bollocks Biter”.

Following a number of complaints which deemed Bullshire Police Dog’s names “…too aggressive sounding…” all Bullshire Police Dogs will be renamed.

PD Hardknock will become “PD Fluffy Cloud”

PD Rambo will become “PD Snowflake”

PD Underclass Annihilator will become “PD Blancmange”

PD “Bollocks Biter” will become “PD Rainbow Unicorn”.

From January 2019, Bullshire Police will also only be recruiting Police Dogs who have degrees.

“BARKING BANNED”

Also, in a shock move that is very likely to shock onlookers, all Bullshire Police Dogs will be banned from barking; because it sounds well angry and nasty; and, apparently, the last thing Bullshire Police want to do is scare the  thieving robbing scumbag criminal underclass.

“MUZZLED MUTTS”

Finally, because a number of violent knife and/or gun wielding criminals complained about having their gonads bitten off, all Bullshire Police Dogs will be made to wear a pink muzzle.

A spokesperson for Bullshire Police said,

“…If it was down to me, we’d have a shit load more Police Dogs because they’re ace.  Yeah, the dog handlers may spend most of their shift sniffing around fit student officers and having affairs on duty and stuff, but we can’t deny that Police Dogs are well effective.  

Ideally, all Police Dogs would be trained to sever the bollocks of the underclass; thereby preventing the feral underclass fucking wankers from being able to father any more babies…”

Pink 'Bzzz X2' Pin Badge

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We've felt it necessary, proportionate and in the interest of inappropriate potential humour to commission some more #BzzzX2 'Skills' pin badges which are displayed by Bullshire Police Officers to demonstrate their 'Skills' in McGoldenArches style.

In 'Original Yellow' and now in 'Girly Pink'.

We've also commissioned some new #BullBolt pin badges; which are intended to be displayed for each 'Successful Bzzz Deployment' for Bullshire Police Officers. Sort of 'Fighter Pilot Style' if you catch our drift?

At a glance, you'll be able to tell how 'Trigger Happy' a Bullshire Police Officer is with their #Bzzz by the number of #BullBolts on display.

Obviously these are very naughty and we couldn't possibly condone real proper Police Officers displaying their skills or how 'Trigger Happy' they are could we?


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