Capturing the aroma of Great Britain, a new range of scents will soon be available in continental Africa.
Bullshire Online understands the ‘Lynx Great Britain’ product will capture the essence of the unwashed, unemployed and ill-educated; but will also be infused with the captivating whiff of the wealthy.
Intended for sale to relatives of teenage boys and young men, ‘Lynx Great Britain’ should be popular when the relatives can’t think of any other gifts to buy.
In a similar way to ‘Lynx Africa’ which surrounds many a pubescent youth with exotic aromas, ‘Lynx Great Britain’ will bring traditional Great British scents to millions in continental Africa.
A crowd of shocked onlookers recently looked on in shock as ‘Lynx Great Britain’ was announced; with a small number of Bullshire residents being able to appreciate the smell of stale body odour, tobacco stained fingers and gingivitis cunningly captured in the ‘Lynx Great Britain’ product.