Resident’s shock as ‘Journalist’ is spotted on Bromsgrove High Street

The Standard Bromsgrove have moved to clear up a situation where a ‘journalist’ was spotted, complete with notepad and pen, in Bromsgrove town centre.

Bullshire Police were contacted this afternoon by a concerned resident who was worried about the sight in the High Street earlier today (Wednesday).

The man, who does not want to be named, said: “I was startled to witness this as I thought our ‘journalists’ were lazy bastards who wrote click-bait shite all day.

“Unless there has been a change of policy.”

The man snapped the ‘journalist’ who was walking along the High Street and milling around among shoppers.

A Standard Bromsgrove spokesperson said there was no record of any specific calls requiring shit ‘journalists’ in Bromsgrove today.

He added some ‘journalists’ were based in the area and were scared at all times in case they were called to an incident which required cowards with an internet connection.