BULLSHIRE POLICE TO TRIAL NEW ‘MORE BREATHABLE’ UNIFORMS

Bullshire Online have recently learned that, in a bid to save money, Bullshire Police will be trialling a new kind of ‘more breathable’ uniform which they’ll force their staff to wear at all times when on duty.

Until recently, Bullshire Police have equipped staff with shirts which contain ‘Wicking Technology’ which, apparently, causes all sweat to wick beneath body armour.

Once pooled beneath the body armour, the moisture will fester and rot until the wearer absolutely stinks.

Therefore, in order to provide a ‘More Breathable’ solution, Bullshire Police will be wrapping their staff in ‘cling film’ to ensure they’re more comfortable when on duty.