Read THIS! You Might Be Surprised!

Earlier today, one of our intrepid so-called reporters discovered something that left them looking on in shock.

Not only was our so-called reporter looking on in shock; but a crowd of shocked onlookers also looked on in shock.

We’re glad you’ve made it this far, because what we’re going tell you might surprise you.

Did you know that, if exposed to a naked flame, ‘fire lighters’ will SPONTANEOUSLY IGNITE?

Are you surprised?

We thought you might be, that’s why we didn’t say you would be.

Oh – Sorry for randomly circling a part of the digital image.  Sorry.